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Quote of the Day

“Lisa, I know a song that will cheer you up. . . . There once was an ugly duckling…” – Marge Simpson “So you think I’m ugly?” – Lisa Simpson “No! No, I meant you were one of the good looking ducks . . . that makes fun of the ugly one. Hmm.” – Marge …

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“You’re in big trouble, Burns! Homer Simpson’s job requires college training in nuclear physics. Now, you get your man up to speed or we’ll be forced to take legal action.” – Nuclear Inspector “Is that so? Well, I have the feeling you’ll be ‘dropping’ the charges. . . . Oh.” – C.M. Burns “The painters …

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Quote of the Day

“Alright, let’s have a look see at your study area.” – Martin Prince “Study area?” – Bart Simpson “Yes, your sanctuary from the hurly-burly of modern life.” – Martin Prince “Well, there’s a desk under that junk over there.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, no, no, no, no, this won’t do at all. We’re going to …

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Behind Us Forever: Springfield Splendor

“She doesn’t look sad. I don’t see any tears in her eyes.” – Homer Simpson“It’s not that kind of sad. I’m sorry, Dad, but you wouldn’t understand.” – Lisa After last week’s little experiment, it’s back to regular Zombie Simpsons this week, including plots that don’t make sense, two clock eating montages, several unnecessarily self-voiced …

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Quote of the Day

“Ahhhhhh!” – Moe “Kneel before my slingshot, puny Earthling!” – Kodos “Well, I guess my first wish is to get rid of those awful aliens.” – Ned Flanders “Ahhhhh! He’s got a board with a nail in it!” – Kodos “Enslave humanity, will ya?” – Moe