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“Earth base, this is Commander Bart McCool, we are under attack by the Zornid Brainchangers. Quickly, into the safety dome, Milbot!” – Bart Simpson “Affirmative, humanoid.” – Milhouse van Houten “Eww.” – Bart Simpson &…

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“Now, let us thank the Lord for this magnificent crystal cathedral, which allows us to look out upon His wondrous creation. . . Now, quickly, gaze down at God’s fabulous parquet floor! Eyes on the…

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“Welcome. I am honored to accept your waste.” – Japanese Toilet “They’re years ahead of us!” – Homer Simpson

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Quote of the Day

“No, not the iodine! Burn the germs off with a torch! Amputate my arm! But not the . . . ahhhhhh!” – Bart Simpson