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“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, who do you find more attractive, Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?” “What is the point of all this?” – Judge Snyder “Your honor, I feel so confident of Marge Simpson’s guilt, that I can waste the court’s time by rating the superhunks!” – Prosecutor “Ooh, he’s gonna win.” – …

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“I’m sure this is a little scary for you, dear.” – Mrs. Krabappel “Uh-huh.” – Samantha Stanky “So, why don’t you stand up in front of the class and tell us about yourself? I’ll be grading you on grammar and poise.” – Mrs. Krabappel

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“Embarrassed? What are you talking about?” – Homer Simpson “Well, there was our trip to the Amish country.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, yes . . . Hey, look, Marge! They’re still not fighting back! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me!” – Homer Simpson

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“Dear parents, due to yesterday’s unscheduled field trip to the auto wrecking yard, the school bus will be out of commission for two weeks. By reading this letter out loud, you have waived any legal responsibility on our part in perpetuity throughout the universe.” – Marge Simpson

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“Selling real estate could be just what I’m looking for. I’d really like to give it a try.” – Marge Simpson “I don’t know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure.” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Realty Bites”! Original airdate 7 December 1997.

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