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“Then, on his eighteenth birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion. During his long recuperation, he taught himself to hear and feel pain again.” – Kent Brockman

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“Look, there’s only one reasonable way to settle this: rock, paper, scissors.” – Lisa Simpson “Poor, predictable Bart. Always takes rock.” – Lisa’s Brain “Good old rock, nothing beats that!” – Bart’s Brain “Rock!” –…

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“Mr. Simpson, I presume.” – Not Henry Morton Stanley Happy birthday, George Meyer! 

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“I read about what happens to kids whose parents no longer love and cherish each other. They go through eight separate stages. Right now, I’m in stage three: fear. You’re in stage two: denial.” –…

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“Young man, you need to do some serious boning!” – Principal Skinner Happy 20th Anniversary to “Das Bus”! Original airdate 15 Feb 1998. (Oh, and happy birthday to some guy name Groening.)

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“Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader!” – Movementarian “Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader! Leader! Leader!” – Suckers “Batman!” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Joy of Sect”! Original airdate: 8 February 1998

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“Hey, kids, while Sideshow Mel mops up, let’s see the names of our Krusty Birthday Pals for today!” – Krusty the Klown “Alright, here comes my name! . . . Wow! Best eight bucks I…

The Cost of Zombie Simpsons

“I think it’s full, sir.” – Mr. Smithers “That’s ridiculous! The last tree held nine drums!” – C.M. Burns NOTE: Back in September, in response to Alf Clausen’s firing, I posted what would be a…