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“Welcome. I am honored to accept your waste.” – Japanese Toilet “They’re years ahead of us!” – Homer Simpson

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“No, not the iodine! Burn the germs off with a torch! Amputate my arm! But not the . . . ahhhhhh!” – Bart Simpson

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“We’ve squozen our whole supply. To the lemon tree!” – Milhouse can Houten Note: “Squozen” is a seriously underrated Simpsons neologism. 

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“Here’s your taco, sir.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen “I don’t want it.” – Krusty the Klown “But this comes out of my salary! If I had a girlfriend, she’d kill me!” – Squeaky Voiced Teen

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“Whoop-de-doo, employees! Everyone who’s found true love may leave early today!” – C.M. Burns “Yea!” – Most Employees

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“Welcome back! I’m talking with the curator of the museum of TV and Television, Mr. John Winslow.” – Troy McClure

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“Yeah, I’ll fetch you a ride little missy. Hop on in! Mind the skunk. Them things can go off even after theys dead.” – Cletus Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lost Our Lisa”. Original airdate Whacking…

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“No one was showing up for jury duty, so we synergized it with his comic book collection.” – Lindsey Naegle “You have been chosen to join the Justice Squadron, eight a.m. Monday at the Municipal…